Friday we will celebrate the 237th anniversary of the birth of our nation and that a bunch of aristocratic white males didn’t want to pay their taxes. And what better way to celebrate America and the freedom that is allowed by being an American than watching a bunch of dudes shove meat in their mouths for a few minutes?
The greatest living American athlete, Joey Chestnut, will put his championship belt on the line at the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest and has said he plans to beat his record of 69 hot dogs in 2013. I wish Joey all the luck in the world on this monumental feat. To honor a true patriot here is a link breaking down some of Joey’s most epic eating milestones.
Hit the patriotic music!
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