LaBeouf's Got Beef

Shia LaBeouf seems to be having a good week. While his former franchise Transformers gave us the first film of 2014 crack the $100 million mark in its opening weekend, LaBeouf amused himself by chasing around a homeless guy and attempting to steal his cap, interrupting a Broadway play, getting tossed out of Studio 54 for smoking and spitting on cops. 

From TMZ.com:

Shia LaBeouf went ballistic when confronted by security of a Broadway show Thursday night, hurling expletives and screaming everyone's favorite Hollywood phrase, "Do you know who the f*** I am?"  

Shia was at a showing of "Cabaret" at the legendary Studio 54 Thursday night ... when he was smoking inside -- which is against the law -- and "alarming people" by his conduct by being extremely loud and obscene. 

Witnesses say Shia appeared extremely drunk, reportedly played grab ass with some of the actors on stage and then flew into a rage, spitting on people. 

According to the criminal complaint, LaBeouf stood up in the middle of  "Cabaret" and was yelling loudly at the actors on stage, disrupting the performance.  

When security confronted LaBeouf in an effort to remove him from the theater, he screamed, "F*** you. This is f***ing bullshit. Do you know my life? Do you know who the f*** I am? Do you know who I am?"  

According to the complaint, once he was brought into the station for processing, LaBeouf spit at a police officer ... landing at the officer's feet. 

Before Shia LaBeouf got arrested he argued with a homeless guy on the streets of New York ... over a hat. 

According to an eyewitness, a few hours before his arrest ... Shia confronted a homeless guy on the street. It appeared to the witness as if Shia thought the hat was his and Shia was trying to get it back.  

The eye witness tells TMZ, Shia was acting as if he knew the guy, but Shia seemed "whacked out" and was making no sense. The witness claims Shia kept saying, "It's me, Shia."

TMZ posits that Shia started to go off the rails sometime before 5 p.m., after peacefully watching soccer and before angrily screaming at a stranger on the street in front of Three Monkeys. Sounds more like he belongs at Twelve Monkeys Bar. 

LaBeouf’s shenanigans come about a month after he got tossed from some other bar for pissing in the parking lot. Can’t blame him quite as much for that one. If whizzing in the parking lot got you banned from places I wouldn’t be welcome at any bar in Lubbock or any Tech sporting event. 

Chin up, Shia. Maybe they’ll put you on house arrest and you can make a sequel to that terrible Hitchcock adaptation you made when you were a kid.